dad: yes babny say it?
dad:fuck uyou baby your were supposed to say something funny and unexpected so i could post about it on my tumblr blog
when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you
when boys stretch and their shirt lifts up and u see the tummy AND THE HAPPY TRAIL AND BOXERS
we know its happening
it makes us feel cute
please feel cute
When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like
okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling
me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?