harry doesn’t even wear pants he just dips his legs in black paint
why do people have quiet respectful funerals when i die i want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting “thanks for the memories” by fall out boy
"I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands."
harry knocks on the door of the kardashian house. no one answers. confused, he looks around until he sees a note slipped under the door. it reads “no greasy motherfuckers allowed”. he looks at the window and sees kanye glaring at him
Favorite Movies: 13 Going on 30 (2004)"I wanna be 30! Thirty and flirty and thriving."
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”