97chainz:

Why do moms put dishes away so loudly

3 days ago with 4,595 notes
nic0tine-kisses:

I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness

nic0tine-kisses:

I love this so much that it actually makes me feel a genuine sense of happiness

3 days ago with 46,953 notes

theanti90smovement:

baby: d-d-d
dad: yes babny say it?
baby: dad
dad:fuck uyou baby your were supposed to say something funny and unexpected so i could post about it on my tumblr blog

3 days ago with 1,241 notes

burgerkid:

when your friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you

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3 days ago with 81,712 notes

nychnymph:

booooost:

nychnymph:

when boys stretch and their shirt lifts up and u see the tummy AND THE HAPPY TRAIL AND BOXERS
[FAINTS]

we know its happening
it makes us feel cute

good
please feel cute

3 days ago with 33,773 notes

novelteathought:

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

3 days ago with 171,006 notes

svrferblood:

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

3 days ago with 41,864 notes
  1. me: i'm gonna live my life to the fullest!
  2. me: watches 17 episodes of a tv series in a row
6 days ago with 430,970 notes