post-hardwhore:

nirvanic-s:

IT’S BACK

I ALMOST CRASHED ON THE FREEWAY BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THIS AND WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

EVERYONE NEEDS toWatCH THIS IM cRYIGN

18 hours ago with 917,513 notes
rufflet:

Boy, this new season of Orange is the New Black is great. 

rufflet:

Boy, this new season of Orange is the New Black is great. 

18 hours ago with 276 notes

trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

18 hours ago with 315,825 notes

pacificrimlick:

Cosmo Sex Tip #4565345

If your partner asks you to be louder during sex, seductively say, “GUH-HYUK” in the voice of Goofy, as loud as you can.

18 hours ago with 55,742 notes

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

i won’t lie

i am in fact an “attention whore”

i need to feel like i actually matter to people

i need to feel like i’m not a totally horrible person

i need to feel like there are people who love me

because i’m certainly not gonna do it myself

18 hours ago with 186,922 notes

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

18 hours ago with 296,282 notes

coffeeandfaith:

Just because I find you attractive doesnt mean I like you. You appeal to my eyes, not my heart or mind. It’s not that deep.

18 hours ago with 47,950 notes
Anonymous said: your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

18 hours ago with 99,103 notes

snake-dad:

it makes me mad when people say “no biggie” because we don’t need another reminder that he’s gone

18 hours ago with 100,572 notes