funeralhome420:

i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

1 day ago with 170,971 notes

urbancatfitters:

you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”

1 day ago with 560,690 notes

cyberqueer:

enemaroberts:

um I have left my bathroom door open while showering multiple times and my dad hasn’t tried to fuck me yet, why does porn lie to me like this

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1 day ago with 4,368 notes

and-the-two-idiots:

stripedpants:

My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

So being the clever person he was

On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,

THIS

IS

DARING

And he later got accepted. 

this is my favorite story on tumblr

1 day ago with 267,461 notes

A rainbow spans over a valley between the Hohes Goell and Schneibstein mountains near the Carl-von-Stahl-Haus Alpine Club hut in the Berchtesgaden, Bavaria
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A rainbow spans over a valley between the Hohes Goell and Schneibstein mountains near the Carl-von-Stahl-Haus Alpine Club hut in the Berchtesgaden, Bavaria

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1 day ago with 3,702 notes

googlebus:

remember when they killed Brian on family guy and people got tattoos that said “rip brian” and then they brought him back like a week later. Remember when people got family guy tattoos. Those were the best days of my life

1 day ago with 36,209 notes

intensional:

i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

1 day ago with 843,651 notes
bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

bellecosby:

this bitch doesn’t even have all her adult teeth

1 day ago with 110,124 notes